Poaged

To be Poaged; to say what and have someone say who very quickly. This results in mass confusion and a feeling of pride.

Student: what?
Teacher: who?
Class: oh crap POAGED!!!

by Themasterofthepoage March 1, 2011

Paged

Originated by hood mans in Tdot. Refers to the act of confronting, roasting, exposing, or verbally attacking someone.

Hoodman: yo you're gonna get paged after school bro

Hoodman 2: aight bro

by TDOTTREY March 6, 2017

Getting paged by the White House

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

pogged

when you have eaten too much, and are really full.

After that meal i was so pogged.
or
im really pogged now.

Prounouced pog as in bog

by Maharet July 4, 2005

Calum Paged

For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.

Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?

No! What happened?

This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!

by Alan Statham November 11, 2011

Podged

An over reaction and over sensitivity to lads banter, usually on vacations and group chats.

You've been podged

by Podgeroo August 10, 2017

Pogged

Excitement. A state of excitement.

Comes from the twitch emote pogchamp. When something that happens that is "pog" one can feel "pogged" about it.

"I just got got like 20 kills in a row, I am so pogged"
"Ive never been more pogged for a slice of piza"

by Glockenspielman July 7, 2021