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paged by Kristyanne Senske November 21, 2007
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Getting paged by the White House
A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."
Getting paged by the White House by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011
Calum Paged
For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.
Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?
No! What happened?
This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!
No! What happened?
This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!
Calum Paged by Alan Statham November 11, 2011
Second paged
This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.
This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!
This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!
Second paged by the7deadlymoods November 13, 2019
two paged
when a test gets stolen and is front and back to start with, but on test day the test is actually two pages, not allowing one to fill out the test the night before.
yellow paged
Yellow paged is the act of laying back to back with a partner and intimately interlocking bum cheeks and fart so it sounds like a phone book slapping shut. If 2 male partners are having a go then they can add the excitment of slapping balls together giving a book flapping noise to.
yellow paged by squelch March 21, 2015
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