Paged

Originated by hood mans in Tdot. Refers to the act of confronting, roasting, exposing, or verbally attacking someone.

Hoodman: yo you're gonna get paged after school bro

Hoodman 2: aight bro

by TDOTTREY March 6, 2017

paged

To convey that you understand what another is saying, as in "are we on the same page?"

Teacher: "Class, does everyone understand the assignment?"
Class: "Yes, we're paged with that."

by Kristyanne Senske November 21, 2007

Getting paged by the White House

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.

Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."

by John, A Goat from Space February 25, 2011

Calum Paged

For a male to have sex in a bush with a casual female acquaintance so hard that she can't sit down for a week.

Did you hear what happened to Florrie last night?

No! What happened?

This guy Calum Paged her good and proper!

by Alan Statham November 11, 2011

Second paged

Referring to something as outdated or irrelevant that it would land on the second page of google.

This meme is so outdated, it's second paged.

This is so irrelevant, you'd find it on the second page of google!

by the7deadlymoods November 13, 2019

two paged

when a test gets stolen and is front and back to start with, but on test day the test is actually two pages, not allowing one to fill out the test the night before.

We stole the math test, but the professor two paged us and we needed to copy the answers from the stolen copy onto the new copy.

by roy21 January 19, 2009

yellow paged

Yellow paged is the act of laying back to back with a partner and intimately interlocking bum cheeks and fart so it sounds like a phone book slapping shut. If 2 male partners are having a go then they can add the excitment of slapping balls together giving a book flapping noise to.

"Had are lad round last night and we yellow paged till our balls banged blue"

by squelch March 21, 2015