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Polymontopsy 

To be or to do insanely good at something, to be the best; good at multiple things.
X: I hate Sally, she beats me at everything!
Y: I know, she is so Polymontopsy!

X: Heard you lost on the weekend?
Y: Yeah, we got Polymotopsied!

X: "I'm going to Polymontopsy that exam!"
Polymontopsy by LKENN June 18, 2010

Polymonogamous 

1.To have multiple monogamous relationships at the same time

2.A man's dream relationship(s) in which multiple women are monogamous with him. A professional playa

3.A gold-digging woman's relationship in which she has multiple men/idiots take her out buy her dinner and get no dessert. They all think she is the only one for them, little do they know....
John is seeing Jackie, Jessica, and Samantha. Aka, blonde, blonder, and blondest. None of them are seeing anyone else. They all think he only seeing them. Although they are all monogamous with him, he is polymonogamous with each of them.

Melissa got seven free dinner's this week. And each of the guys think they are the only one. How she manages to be polymonogamous with all of them and not let them catch on is beyond me.

Pokimontron Cards 

Isaac: did you get those Pokimontron cards last night
Dominic: Oh yeah they were greasyyyyy

Plimento 

I love doing shrooms with you guys on such a beautiful October evening, what a beautiful plimento.
Plimento by Stapeler69 October 20, 2019
THE BEST PLACE TO COME FROM
HAS SOME SEXY PEOPLE IN IT
COME TO POLMONT AND MEET SOME HOT POON.
'where can we go to slay some poon?'
'POLMONT LADSS'
polmont by scotland#1 October 15, 2011

polimoron 

A mild political ineptitude that cannot distinguish between what is sound political representation and self-serving idealism.
The presidential candidates are using televangelical techniques to scare the voting polimorons for votes and donations.
polimoron by Jagathecat January 31, 2016
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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