polmont

THE BEST PLACE TO COME FROM
HAS SOME SEXY PEOPLE IN IT
COME TO POLMONT AND MEET SOME HOT POON.

'where can we go to slay some poon?'
'POLMONT LADSS'

by scotland#1 October 15, 2011

Polymontopsy

To be or to do insanely good at something, to be the best; good at multiple things.

X: I hate Sally, she beats me at everything!
Y: I know, she is so Polymontopsy!

X: Heard you lost on the weekend?
Y: Yeah, we got Polymotopsied!

X: "I'm going to Polymontopsy that exam!"

by LKENN June 18, 2010

Palmont

The city in whichNeed for Speed Carbon takes place.

"Dude have you been to Palmont?"

"Yeah man. Dat place is da bomb."

by my life be like June 1, 2009

Polmonem Respis

Name: Polmonem Respis

Pronunciation: Pulmó-num Rēs-pis

Description: Polmonem Respis (more commonly referred to as "Rhespis") is an extremely rare genetic disorder originating from within the lungs. this disorder is most commonly found in females. The name Polmonem derives from the Latin term "fatiguer" meaning "to tire".

Symptoms of this disorder consist of mostly anxiety, sleepiness, shortness of breath, sore chest, sodium cravings, along with lack of focus and dizziness.

My friend just found out she had Polmonem Respis, she cried for a week!

by topsource101 November 7, 2018

Polmonitification

A very specific process within which one has a large (girth of 30-35cm) commercially available dildo is - for the lack of a better term - forced into another's rectum by one of their friends, the friend has to be a 2nd cousin. Once the dildo is fully inundated in the anus, an unofficial hemorrhoidectomy is performed without anesthesia, and the popped hemorrhoids are ground down are snorted by the target.

Guy 1 says, 'I want something new, sex sucks!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'

by Moisturawd March 8, 2021

pilmont

The coolest word in the universe, originated by Brutalmouse with a chick at the park.

Dude, pilmont!!

Pilmont rules!

I like pilmont.

by Brutalmouse March 11, 2005

polmanteer

Polmanteer is friendly and welcoming to all. They know how to start a party of humour and are reliable friends.

Polmanteer

Pole-man-tear

by SEXDEMON! October 18, 2017