polmont
polmont by scotland#1 October 15, 2011
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Polymontopsy
X: I hate Sally, she beats me at everything!
Y: I know, she is so Polymontopsy!
X: Heard you lost on the weekend?
Y: Yeah, we got Polymotopsied!
X: "I'm going to Polymontopsy that exam!"
Y: I know, she is so Polymontopsy!
X: Heard you lost on the weekend?
Y: Yeah, we got Polymotopsied!
X: "I'm going to Polymontopsy that exam!"
Polymontopsy by LKENN June 18, 2010
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polmont • Palmont • pilmont • pOlimontO • polmanteer • Polmond • Polmonem Respis • Polmonitification • Polymontopsy • yolst polmone
Palmont
Palmont by my life be like June 1, 2009
Polmonem Respis
Name: Polmonem Respis
Pronunciation: Pulmó-num Rēs-pis
Description: Polmonem Respis (more commonly referred to as "Rhespis") is an extremely rare genetic disorder originating from within the lungs. this disorder is most commonly found in females. The name Polmonem derives from the Latin term "fatiguer" meaning "to tire".
Symptoms of this disorder consist of mostly anxiety, sleepiness, shortness of breath, sore chest, sodium cravings, along with lack of focus and dizziness.
Pronunciation: Pulmó-num Rēs-pis
Description: Polmonem Respis (more commonly referred to as "Rhespis") is an extremely rare genetic disorder originating from within the lungs. this disorder is most commonly found in females. The name Polmonem derives from the Latin term "fatiguer" meaning "to tire".
Symptoms of this disorder consist of mostly anxiety, sleepiness, shortness of breath, sore chest, sodium cravings, along with lack of focus and dizziness.
Polmonem Respis by topsource101 November 7, 2018
Polmonitification
A very specific process within which one has a large (girth of 30-35cm) commercially available dildo is - for the lack of a better term - forced into another's rectum by one of their friends, the friend has to be a 2nd cousin. Once the dildo is fully inundated in the anus, an unofficial hemorrhoidectomy is performed without anesthesia, and the popped hemorrhoids are ground down are snorted by the target.
Guy 1 says, 'I want something new, sex sucks!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'
Guy 2 replies, excitingly, 'You should try a polmonitification!'
Guy 1 replies, 'What the fuck?'
Guy 2 replies, 'Just get your second cousin, force a dildo up ya, pop some hemoroids, snort them, and then rip the dildo out dogs!'
Polmonitification by Moisturawd March 8, 2021
pilmont
pilmont by Brutalmouse March 11, 2005
polmanteer
Polmanteer is friendly and welcoming to all. They know how to start a party of humour and are reliable friends.
polmanteer by SEXDEMON! October 18, 2017
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