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Poop pimento 

Poop pimento, is the poop lodged in the head of your dick after butt fucking someone dirty. In the shit tube.
That sick fucker i slept with last night , left me with a poop pimento, which she offered to suck out.
Poop pimento by Bada bing sfv October 6, 2019

pimento wood 

Pimento wood is what gives true jerk BBQ its unique flavor. Pimento wood is the only wood that Jamaicans use to jerk chicken. The pimento wood tree gives us pimento berries, also known as allspice, pimento wood for smoking, sticks to make a grill, and leaves to add additional smoky aroma to jerk cooking.
Jerk chicken gets its flavor from pimento wood. The chicken grills on a bed of wet pimento leaves and sticks. The smoking wood infuses the meat, to the bone, with robust flavor. Aromatic with deep citrusy and smoky notes, the wood makes all the difference in the world.
pimento wood by jerkmaster January 17, 2008

Carolina pimento

1. when a man, while having vaginal intercourse with a woman doggystyle, spits chewing tobacco into her asshole.

Origin: the carolinas; where tobacco is grown and where the banjo was invented
1. You should have seen the look on her face after I gave her the carolina pimento!
Carolina pimento by A.Huff December 19, 2009

Pimento promise 

When you lay your dick across her stomach and shout or otherwise assertively state, "I will find your mouth."
She didn't think I was into her but then I made the pimento promise. She knew I was in.
Pimento promise by Sholomthra April 23, 2021
A tiny piece of shit in one's urethra, often found after unprotected anal
Jimmy: Yo Steve, I heard you fucked Suzy in the back door last night!

Steve: Yea man, ho needs to wipe better. I got a nasty pimento, needed to get out the tweezers
Pimento by FastEddie7000 January 1, 2014

pimento sexual

A Pimento sexual is someone who gets aroused by pimento (usually specifically pimento cheese).
It wasn't until his late twenties that John realized he was a pimento sexual. He could not control himself in the presence of cheese. Pimento cheese was just so sexy to him, he became aroused just thinking about it.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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