ontine

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Ontine is the best person you will ever meet the most unique name ever, she's a very nice person, very energetic, and very pretty. Dont get fooled when she ask you to be her friend, the more comfortable she gets shes funnier and more crazy. You will never see that other side ever again.

"Ontine is such a pretty name"
"Ontine sit down somewhere"

ontine by Coryxkenshinlover <3 November 19, 2023

Words you can keep

Sword Art Online

REALLY FUCKING INTENSE VR CHAT

oh fuck i can’t log out of sword art online

Sword Art Online by hey.look.niff.its.me December 11, 2018

Related Words

ontine • Online School • online • online class • online dating • online dater • online crush • Online friend • Online Learning • ondine

GTA Online

GTA V but it's multiplayer and is filled with modders and people who kill everybody in sight with their Oppressor MK2 and takes forever to load.

Me: Ima play some GTA Online.
*20 minutes later*
Me: *snore* Ah what? Oh I'm finally in!
*Guy with Oppressor MKII kills me*
Me: Bullcrap!
*Respawns*
*Modder drops money on everybody*
Me: Uhhhh, I'm leaving.
*Presses Alt+F4*

GTA Online by BigBoi Gaming November 6, 2019

online school

hell

i have online school again ugh.

online school by jxcee June 9, 2020

Online School

Online school is a form of child torture and is very unnecessary during times like these. The people who are associated with this horrible thing are the dumb asses who like to add 30 assignments and use the excuse "you have more time to do your assignments". This gives a lot of people depression, anxiety, and many more horrible things.

"Dude did you hear we're doing online school?"
" I don't care, I'm not doing the classes with that dumb ass teacher"

Online School by spr0ut May 6, 2020

online class

Something sucks that no one wants.

We learned nothing from online class!

online class by Mi_goreng May 3, 2023

chronically online

Someone who is basically always on the internet and their entire existence revolves around being on the internet. People who are chronically online typically have no real friends IRL, and stay online starting useless debates that literally achieve nothing outside of a screen.

Giselle: Have you seen the weird new girl? I heard her name was Luna.
Winter: Yeah, she hasn’t interacted with anyone since she’s chronically online. She spends her days debating people over ships.

chronically online by illwegal June 20, 2021

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026