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Complete and utter bullshit. Similar to normal school, everyday, you wake up at an unnecessary time, like 5 am, to walk like a fucking zombie to your computer, and get force fed information you will never use, kinda similar to school. The government who made this happen because of COVID-19 doesn't realize that you can't learn the fucking periodic table off of a fucking screen, but it's not like they care. School is already shitty as is, but online school is another level of shitty. No matter how much anxiety, stress, or depression you're going through, you're still fucking forced to do this bullshit. If this is what the government wants, then there must be some very, and I'm talking VERY fucking stupid people out there.
Guy 1: Online school is so fucking stupid
Teacher in Zoom call: ONLINE DETENTION RIGHT NOW. BOTH OF YOU, GUY 1 AND GUY 2!
Guy 2: I wasn't even involved? What the fuck?
by josheropolous April 30, 2020
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
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Online school is a form of child torture and is very unnecessary during times like these. The people who are associated with this horrible thing are the dumb asses who like to add 30 assignments and use the excuse "you have more time to do your assignments". This gives a lot of people depression, anxiety, and many more horrible things.
"Dude did you hear we're doing online school?"
" I don't care, I'm not doing the classes with that dumb ass teacher"
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by thedumbasswithwifi May 06, 2020
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A form of School which takes place Online, much better than real school because you can watch youtube instead of work.
"What are you doing Jimmy" says mum, I watching Youtubbb..e I mean err Zoom for Online School.
by Iamnota12yearolddefo18 May 24, 2020
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Hell on earth (unless you're antisocial). You will have no friends, your parents will criticize you 10 times as much, and your grades will fall.
Friend: Sry I wasnt on Hangouts in forever, Online School is a bitch
Other Friend: fml I got my first D
by amievenreal April 29, 2020
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A Hellish reality where you either get overworked or underworked and that takes place in a post-apocolypitic dystopia, or now.
Person 1: Hey, did you do the Online School stuff yet?

Me: y_y

Person 1: Wait, are you even up yet?

Me: y_y

Person 1: Or are you just writing entries on Urban Dictionary to escape Online School?

Me: Yes.
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