i have online school again ugh.
by jxcee June 9, 2020
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1: The main reason why prices of GPU and other things are rising fucking high (Especially in Poland, Europe).

2: A bullshit type of school where you have to stare at screen for 7 hours and break your eyes with it. The teachers can also give you homework without information (Example: you end online school, you go sleep and eat dinner before, they proceed to send you homework when you are sleeping WITHOUT ANY FUCKING INFORMATION).
1.

(November 20)
Some polish guy: Nice, the new geforce RTX 2060 is only 1400 PLN. It will be my new birthday gift for 2021.

=== 2 MONTHS LATER ===

This guy again: WTF, FUCK THIS STUPID NEW PRICE, MAKING IT COST 2900 NOW, FUCK THAT, THIS IS GOING RIDICULOUS.

=== My predictions (hope the prices will go down): July 2021 ===

Guy again: MAN, I THOUGHT FEBRUARY WAS BAD, FUCK THIS LAPTOP PRICES, COMMON LAPTOPS COST 8000 PLN SHIT MAN, AT LEAST FEBRUARY I COULD GET A GOOD ONE FOR 3000 PLN, NOW IM JUST FUCK A MONEY IN THE ASS THEN SOMEHOW CAN BUT SOME INTEL CELERON SHIT FOR LIKE 10000.

=== Still predicting: New year 2022 ===

Guy: *searches in google why the prices went up, especially for computers*
Google: *shows "cuz of online school, now gifts can go fuck off to shops back"
Guy: Of course online school. Of course.

2.

Me: Finally, the school is over for today! Time to sleep!
*Sleeps*
Teacher: *sends 100 pages of homework, expires in next day*

=== 6 hours later ===

Me: *goes to laptop to check if something happened* Fuck.

=== 1 hour later ===

Teacher: Hello, today we are going to learn algebra!
*selects random person for homework check* Tell me what is the answer of 36(34+56)-32?
Me: ...
Teacher: No? K then, more homework as a punishment.
Me: *turns mic off* Fuck online school.
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a complete waste of time and the mental equivalent of going to the gulag.
"online school is terrible"
" yeah man the stress is killing me"
by Hawkwing58 October 7, 2020
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Teacher: So we're going to be having online school from now on due to corona virus.
Students: Fuck you, bitch. Lick my nuts homie.
by 925FMRECORDS July 28, 2020
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A way to speedrun dropping out. You either know what you're doing during online school or you're collapsing underneath the mountain of homework your teachers assign you.
"Online school is slowly making me believe in Thanos."
by floryus October 14, 2020
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