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onkly

Adj.: Having an upturned nose like a pig, and having no soul

Adv.: Behaving in an onkly manner; in a manner such as a soulless pig
Jorje: You see that onkly po-po beat the shit outta that falafel cart guy back there, man? Fuckin' wrong!

Kevin Bacon: You call that cop onkly? You shoulda seen how onkly this pig back in Detroit scummed a bag of juicers!
by Viktor von Schtrubdenhauserburg September 16, 2007
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Only I get that joke

The definitive statement that proves anything you say is an inside joke. Best used when everybody gets the joke or when the statement is in no way a joke.
"True Detective!? More like false detective... Only I get that joke."
by DirtyCa$h13 May 9, 2014
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Only on days of the week that end in “y”… a saying that just actually means “every frikin’ day”.
Example #1

Question: Do you drink often?

Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.

Example #2

Question: Do you use drugs?
Answer: Only on days of the week that end in “y”.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
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the only spot in the spot

“the only spot in the spot” — the only visibly identifiable member of crowd that is not a member of the majority of that crowd including but not limited to:

The only Black person at a private school
The only White person at a Black Family Reunion
The only flamboyantly gay or lesbian person in a room full of Christian Nationalist
The only biracial person in a room full of uni-racial people
The only differently abled person in a room full of the biological normative

A single woman at a swinger’s club cruising for a threesome — so rare that they are called unicorns and have their own appellation.

Depending on the strength of character of the person in this situation. this can be a very fun, very comfortable, or very uncomfortable experience. And, if you don’t understand this phrase; then you have never been “the only spot in the spot”.

Ironically in a society and culture that prides itself on rugged individuality; there are still more extreme ways of being “individual”. Cultural food for thought.
When Gil Scott Heron attended an exclusive private school in New York, he was the only spot in the spot.

When my wife attended my family reunion she trumped my high yellow cousins by being the only spot in the spot.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 5, 2022
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Only the brave

one of the best songs by singer-songwriter Louis Tomlinson on his debut album "Walls" that the lgbtq+ part of his fandom has claimed because of its lyrics.
"what's your favorite song on walls that you stream all the time?"
"defiantly only the brave!"
by Clario October 18, 2020
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I only work here

This is a phrase used to express resignation to a situation that one has no control over, where the person making the statement acknowledges that there is an issue that needs to be addressed but implies that the issue is beyond his control, power or pay grade.
co-worker : Don't you think we need to inform our clients that their bank may be going under -receivership?
co-worker2: I don't know man, I only work here...
by smoking_acez June 20, 2016
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One show only

An exciting act that can never be repeated by the artist.
The showman was a sensation covering himself in gasoline, dynamite, TNT, then lighting and match, sadly its one show only!
by I, Wreckerrr November 5, 2016
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