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Gir-onkey 

A cross between a giraffe and a donkey.

Mostly used to define an odd looking person.
Simone: "Did you see the lady who walked into the shoe store yesterday?"

Tamsyn: " Oh you mean the gir-onkey, yeah she looked weird."
Gir-onkey by spider333 April 30, 2010
When you misheard your friend say “On God”
Onkay
Onkay by Kimbruh July 5, 2021
A Let's-Play comedy YouTube channel created by Chris O'Neill (OneyNG) featuring solo but mostly co-hosted gameplay/comedy commentaries classically featuring anonymous pseudonymed guests DingDongVG and Julian, but more recently fellow animator and long time friend Zach Hadel (Psychicpebbles), Joshua Tomar (Tomamoto), Lyle Rath, Cory (Spazkidin3d), and many others.
Man 1: Hey, have you seen Oneyplays?
Man 2: No what's that?
Man 1: It's like The Game Grumps but funny!
Man 2: Cool man I'll check it out.
Oneyplays by PaulBlartMallBlarp March 15, 2021
small smoking pipe that delivers approximately one lungful of smoke per loaded bowl.
yo pack a oney i'm too paranoid to use the bong.
oney by moon March 28, 2005

M_onkeCD 

One of the worst mortem metallum players and will most likely rage quit.
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M_onkeCD by kanabo April 27, 2021
Chris O'Neill, also known as OneyNG is an Irish animator, musician, voice actor, podcast co-host, game developer, and YouTuber. Chris made his start on Newgrounds and quickly made a name for himself through his comedy animations, appearances on the comedy podcast "Sleepycast", and his successful Let's-Play channel "Oneyplays".

Since then Chris has branched out into game development with his upcoming indie title "Bowlbo: The Quest for Bing Bing" described as a "whimsical, colorful, 2.5D action adventure game that rewards momentum and skillful acrobatics" developed by OneyWare and Albino Moose Games.

Chris also composed music and sculpted the 3D model of a crazy character that jumps out of the TV for Zach Hadel (Psychicpebbles) and Michael Cusack's Adult Swim pilot "Smiling Friends".
Man 1: Do you like OneyNG?
Man 2: Erm...*scratches chin with wicked grin*...of course I do.
OneyNG by PaulBlartMallBlarp March 15, 2021
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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