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Like the ever popular 'touché', oneché is a form of touché just half as good. This is used when one admits that the other person is correct, or makes sense, but not to the extent of a full touché.
example of touché:

"why is sarah divorcing mark?"
"mark had an affair with about 34 different women, including sarah's sister"
"touché"

example of oneché:

"why is sarah divorcing mark?"
"mark's ugly as hell"
"oneché"
Urban Dictionary Merch

onecheeksneak 

The art of lifting one ass cheek to slip out a silent fart.
Ugh something stinks in here man did you let out a onecheeksneak ?
onecheeksneak by Chickenman June 12, 2003
A word used by The Lorax fandom for the pairing between the Once-ler and the Greed-ler.
Person1: ''The Onceler and the Greedler are the same person, though.''
Person 2: ''I know, it's kinda like a guy dating his own brother, the fandom calls it onecest.''
Onecest by nini21 November 9, 2012
Onomatopée fictif associé au smiley "hap" présent sur les forums du site jeuxvideo.com.
Cf. définition de "hap".
Onche onche maggle olol mdr xptdr jmappel kevindu69lebg xDDDDDDD
onche by Jujuv January 1, 2016
Who agrees that it should be well with his/ her neighbor. Usually meaning someone who is very hospitable and likes the wellbeing of all around them.
Onyeche kom pa no ko le lo hi
Onyeche by ITlady7 February 11, 2020

Onewheel 

A OneWheel is a self-balancing single wheel electric board-sport and personal transporter, often described as an electric skateboard. (Esk8) Unlike the electric unicycle, the riders feet (and body) are typically pointed at a perpendicular angle to the wheel and direction of travel. (like a traditional Skateboard)
Electric skateboards, E-scooters and Onewheel; each is different in their own unique way!
Onewheel by Esk8Hubs May 10, 2021

Onewheel rider

A Onewheel rider is a breed of Esk8er who has ascended from using the traditional electric skateboard into something more challenging. Not to be confused with an electric unicycle (EUC) based on their particular riding stance.
Sweet, it's always great to see a Onewheel rider, they're always so fun!
Onewheel rider by Esk8Hubs May 10, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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