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When the two versions of the main antagonist (The Onceler) in the Dr. Seuss book, The Lorax, are having sexual intercourse with each other.
I, the creator of this definition, had recently found oncest fanart on my TikTok For You Page because once my friend sent me a video as a joke and now it's all over my For You Page. I was so disturbed, I cried into a piece of stale bread.

One-cest 

When the die hard kingdom hearts fans ship together the characters Sora, Roxas, and Ventus.
"What the fuck is this One-cest? You can't make Sora, Roxas, and Ventus have a threesome. They're the same person!"
slang for "once"
Would you do as I tell you for oncest!
oncest by aarby08808 February 4, 2018
when your on top of your family memebers but not fucking them
“that’s incest
“no that’s oncest”
oncest by bitchybitch29 July 4, 2020
when one sibling is on top of the other
this isnt incest, this is oncest.
oncest by hoepp69 July 4, 2020
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026