the act of taking a dump while only using one cheek. usually only done in public restrooms and other disgusting relief areas
dude i don't know what was on that side of the seat but i started one cheeking it and got the job done
by vtyyi February 28, 2011
Careless, sloppy, haphazard, poor quality work; a diplomatic way of saying something is done half assed
by Ukyou Kuonji June 4, 2006
A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.
by Turnspike February 12, 2003
the act of quietly squeezing out a fart when sitting down by leaning to the side slightly and raising one cheek.
My girlfriend always knows when I fart because even though I do the one cheek sneak, I always give it away with my farting facial expression. Not to mention that the room also smells like a fucking animal died in there!
by the prophet March 27, 2003
An attempt to pass wind without making noise when in a seated position by leaning to one side while tensing one butt-cheek.
by hoot rider November 19, 2009
U only have one butt cheek
by Pooplicke August 4, 2016
To release a flatulence, in a siting position, by rocking the body to one side or the other and lifting a cheek. Usually silent but deadly.
by becka4josh July 22, 2006