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Aussi écrit "Onch" cet onomatopée représente le cri appartenant au smiley :hap: venant du site jeuxvideo.com

Il a était inventé par le forumeur LouReed sur le topic du forumeur PaicCitron intitulé "le bruit du hap ?" sur le forum "bla-bla 15-18" de jeuxvideo.com il se fera ensuite popularisé sur le même forum.

Avec le temps plusieurs expressions accompagné du onche seront utilisé notamment : onche onche tu veux du ponche , ou les fameuses "onche onche party" qui serviront surtout à spammer à l'aide de phrases tels que "onche onche à droite /:hap:/", "onche onche à gauche \:hap:\", "onche onche en haut \:hap:/", etc...
Onche onche :hap:
Onche onche mes frayres :hap:
Onche onche ondulay ~:hap:~
Onche onche tu veux du ponche ? :hap:
onche by RedRraptor February 28, 2016
Related Words
crie de guerre du grand seigneur hap, gloire au happisme !
"Onche s'en va en guerre"
"Onche onche kom je boa mon té"
"Onche ta dans gueule fdp"
onche by oncheonche July 19, 2015

Once too often 

If you do something once too often it means that you have repeated an action which is bad, stupid or dangerous with an unpleasant end result. So you end up looking a complete wanker, in A & E with serious injuries or someone is totally pissed off with you to an extent which is going to be detrimental to your health and wellbeing.
He’s pissed them off once too often, they’re going to put the fucker on crutches.
Once too often by AKACroatalin December 14, 2016

Crazy? I was crazy once. 

A copypasta meme from early internet culture that was made famous by Youtuber Kryoz. The saying is able to go on a loop.

EX:

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-
"Crazy? I was crazy once.-" "Shut the Fuck up Gerald, we're trying to sleep!"

once you go croatian

Once you go Croatian
You forget about the rest of the Nations!
Once you go Croatian - Nicole went Croatian and she forgot all about the rest of the Nations!

Once you go metal you won't want to settle 

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.
Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
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