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Onomatopée fictif associé au smiley "hap" présent sur les forums du site jeuxvideo.com.
Cf. définition de "hap".
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onche by Jujuv January 1, 2016
Words you can keep
Aussi écrit "Onch" cet onomatopée représente le cri appartenant au smiley :hap: venant du site jeuxvideo.com

Il a était inventé par le forumeur LouReed sur le topic du forumeur PaicCitron intitulé "le bruit du hap ?" sur le forum "bla-bla 15-18" de jeuxvideo.com il se fera ensuite popularisé sur le même forum.

Avec le temps plusieurs expressions accompagné du onche seront utilisé notamment : onche onche tu veux du ponche , ou les fameuses "onche onche party" qui serviront surtout à spammer à l'aide de phrases tels que "onche onche à droite /:hap:/", "onche onche à gauche \:hap:\", "onche onche en haut \:hap:/", etc...
Onche onche :hap:
Onche onche mes frayres :hap:
Onche onche ondulay ~:hap:~
Onche onche tu veux du ponche ? :hap:
onche by RedRraptor February 28, 2016
Related Words
crie de guerre du grand seigneur hap, gloire au happisme !
"Onche s'en va en guerre"
"Onche onche kom je boa mon té"
"Onche ta dans gueule fdp"
onche by oncheonche July 19, 2015

Once too often 

If you do something once too often it means that you have repeated an action which is bad, stupid or dangerous with an unpleasant end result. So you end up looking a complete wanker, in A & E with serious injuries or someone is totally pissed off with you to an extent which is going to be detrimental to your health and wellbeing.
He’s pissed them off once too often, they’re going to put the fucker on crutches.
Once too often by AKACroatalin December 14, 2016

Crazy? I was crazy once. 

A copypasta meme from early internet culture that was made famous by Youtuber Kryoz. The saying is able to go on a loop.

EX:

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats. And rats make me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once-
"Crazy? I was crazy once.-" "Shut the Fuck up Gerald, we're trying to sleep!"

once you go croatian

Once you go Croatian
You forget about the rest of the Nations!
Once you go Croatian - Nicole went Croatian and she forgot all about the rest of the Nations!

Once you go metal you won't want to settle 

It's the future of sex. Sex with hot robots. They feel surprisingly soft, but can turn tough and durable during battle mode. It's based on smart metal. It's a metal that's already under development, but will be fully developed in the future. It's a metal that can change material properties at will(they could get soft, smooth and squishy like normal or wet human body tissue, but get tough like steel during dangerous situations and battling). Girl sex bots. Sex-bots.
Dude 1: I like Jenny XJ9.
Dude 2: Well. Once you go metal you won't want to settle!
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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