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On my knees 

The period after a break up when depression sets in and you want him/her back.
Dude, she broke up with my 37 days ago, I'm on my knees. I want her back.
On my knees by kneeeesss November 28, 2012

on my knees to pray 

oral sex
he/she rocketed to the moon, soon after i got down on my knees to pray!

she loved it when i got down on my knees to pray!

i'm on my knees 

when someone really wants something from you.
or
when someone is preparing to give you head
i'm on my knees man, pleease.
or
i'm on my knees~
i'm on my knees by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

get on my knees and kiss your toes 

as in beg for forgiveness
What do you want me to do? Get on my knees and kiss your toes?

It's hurting on my knees 

What Grandpa Say!
It's Hurting On My Knees!

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees 

Something said when you pwn someone so badly that you need to use a graphic blowjob metaphor.
Dear Lakers,

The way you're on my dick must really hurt your knees.

Love, the Pistons
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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