An ancient Royal type of Collective Marriage between the King, the Queen and All Willing participants amongst the Kingdom's citizenry whereas all males IN the King's Covenant became One AS King just the same as all females IN the Queen's Covenant became One AS Queen together All United in Holy Matrimony for the Safety, Protection, Upkeep & Expansion of the Kingdom, the Throne and all of the people aka the Children of the Kingdom aka the EmperiaL Family aka the Empire Builders.
It's a modern trend for Conscious Brothas to seek to Build Omnigamous relationships after graduating from successful polygamous relationships that themselves came from successful monogamous ones.
The prefix Omni- means all and when put in front of the suffix -gamy (ie. polygamy where poly- means many, and polygamy means to marry multiple people) means to marry everyone, or everything.
I though polygamy was a bit creepy, but damn, omnigamy is just taking things a bit too far!
A basic Fleshy Waist of Life Spending time bagging and playing tales of gayfaria. being one my lead to constant ridicule, becoming a NOOB, and in worse cases... Eternal Virginity
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!