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Laws of Pew
The set of laws of that govern the events or plausibility of these events in any show or movie involving guns, lasers, mechas, spaceships, explosions, destruction or any sound that can be represented by the word "pew" etc. They are denoted by roman numerals in the lower case starting with "n" as the list continues to grow. It is probably the longest list numbered in roman numerals that you will ever see in your entire life.
Bob: You know what, I think the guys that play the stromtroopers have the hardest job ever.
Rob:Why is that?
Bob:According to law iv of the Laws of Pew, they need to maintain quite high miss ratio while they look like they are trying to hit the enemy, and that takes a lot of acting skills.
Rob:Why is that?
Bob:According to law iv of the Laws of Pew, they need to maintain quite high miss ratio while they look like they are trying to hit the enemy, and that takes a lot of acting skills.
Laws of Pew by Point Blank Sniper June 20, 2009
Laws of the House of God
A set of hospital rules/truths from Samuel Shem's book, "The House of God". I. Gomers don't die. II. Gomers go to ground. III. At a cardiac arrest, the first procedure is to take your own pulse. IV. The patient is the one with the disease. V. Placement comes first. VI. There is no body cavity that cannot be reached with a #14 needle and a good strong arm. VII. Age + BUN = Lasix dose. VIII. They can always hurt you more. IX. The only good admission is a dead admission. X. If you don't take a temperature, you can't find a fever. XI. Show me a medical student who only triples my work and I will kiss his feet. XII. If the radiology resident and the medical student both see a lesion on the chest x-ray, there can be no lesion there. XIII. The delivery of medical care is to do as much nothing as possible. See also: gomer.
I thought my internal medicine internship had gotten me depressed, but after reading the Laws of the House of God, I'm downright suicidal.
Laws of the House of God by Dr. Joe August 10, 2004
LAWS 489
A research paper that generally pretentious people who think they are smart write in their fourth year of law.
Most of the time spent doing 489s will actually be spent complaining about how much work one has to do without actually doing it, acting intellectually superior, watching cat videos on youtube and spending course-related costs at the railway station on chocolate and thai prostitutes.
Most of the time spent doing 489s will actually be spent complaining about how much work one has to do without actually doing it, acting intellectually superior, watching cat videos on youtube and spending course-related costs at the railway station on chocolate and thai prostitutes.
"Hey do you wanna go to the Big K tonight?"
"Na man I've gotta do my LAWS 489, got soooooooo much to do, gotta be so smart for this shit."
*Hangs out in the law library eating chocolate and watching cat videos*
"Na man I've gotta do my LAWS 489, got soooooooo much to do, gotta be so smart for this shit."
*Hangs out in the law library eating chocolate and watching cat videos*
LAWS 489 by R and Bourne June 29, 2011