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WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.
The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!
WTF-ometer by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017
Related Words
ometv Ometh oMeteor ometer ometere omethin ometo Ometruelove omeviri omtvd
You’re an Ometh
Ometh by Whoever this is April 29, 2020
An ometere is a smart, independent girl, who cares for her family and friends and never lets anyone down. She hates fakeness and she’s always up for a challenge
That’s a kind of OMETERE I need in my life.
Omg she must be OMETERE
ometere by Lalalalax November 25, 2018
A person who is from a land, filled with sand. One who lives in a desert like environment.
My friend lives in Egypt we call him oMeteor because he is always talking about the sandy living conditions
oMeteor by GP community November 5, 2019

Slut-ometer 

The innate sense that most males are born with that tells them who is a slut, who isn't, and how much of a slut that person is. Often expressed with beeping noises.
Dude 1: Look at that chick wearing the tube-top!
Dude 2: Slut-ometer is on!
Dude 3: beep-beep-beep...
(girl gets closer)
Dude 3: BEEPBEEPBEEP
Slut-ometer by WadeWilson January 27, 2010
Shorthand for "Oh my Tanya von Degurechaff," an expression used when wanting to say "Oh my God," but you're an atheist and/or have adopted the deity known as Tanya von Degurechaff (a.k.a. the protagonist of the anime/light novel 'Youjo Senki') as your object of worship.
Fren 1: "Askljdnasjdnkakjasnaj this person's so hot!"

Fren 2: "....Omtvd, he's just a degenerate male."
omtvd by emo-geek-nerd-weeb March 1, 2021