wtfometer

A scale in which a WTF is measured, usuall from 1 (worst) to 10 (best). Mostly used by 1337 uber geeks who play unreal tournament, lolcats and other extreme creatures

Person: " OMG! that scored a 7.6 on the wtfometer!"

Person: "You're so gay you score a 2.3 on the wtfometer! k thx bye!"

wtfometer by Fluffy29 December 17, 2008

WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

WTF-ometer by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017

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Related Words

wtfometer • wizometer • Woometer • wopometer • wtfoster

wizometer

device used to detect drug content in urine

"He had his brother give him some of his urine so the pot wouldn't show up in the wizometer".

wizometer by youngfogey July 4, 2011

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wtfoster

Please see wtf. Derived from the original WTF as Will Foster constantly created examples of.

Wow, that was a total wtfoster!

wtfoster by Scott Henson December 23, 2007

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wopometer

hammer -hi tech, metric

"Go get a wopometer from the store" said the tradesman to the naive apprentice.

wopometer by margjoy October 20, 2008

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Woometer

sizemagraphic scale of danny woos anger

Woometer is at an 8 today just be careful

Woometer by flank steak November 4, 2012

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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