wtfometer 

A scale in which a WTF is measured, usuall from 1 (worst) to 10 (best). Mostly used by 1337 uber geeks who play unreal tournament, lolcats and other extreme creatures

Person: " OMG! that scored a 7.6 on the wtfometer!"

Person: "You're so gay you score a 2.3 on the wtfometer! k thx bye!"

wtfometer by Fluffy29 December 17, 2008

WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

WTF-ometer by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017

wizometer 

device used to detect drug content in urine

"He had his brother give him some of his urine so the pot wouldn't show up in the wizometer".

wizometer by youngfogey July 4, 2011

wtfoster 

Please see wtf. Derived from the original WTF as Will Foster constantly created examples of.

Wow, that was a total wtfoster!

wtfoster by Scott Henson December 23, 2007

wopometer 

hammer -hi tech, metric

"Go get a wopometer from the store" said the tradesman to the naive apprentice.

wopometer by margjoy October 20, 2008

Woometer 

sizemagraphic scale of danny woos anger

Woometer is at an 8 today just be careful

Woometer by flank steak November 4, 2012

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005