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Congestion 

1. People that are stuck in high school (because they couldn’t get into college), the high school state of mind(because they didn’t get to graduate with their class.), or college (because they don't care what they do in life and they get to waste daddy's money on their otherwise worthless education).
2. A person that thinks that they are worthless and is just passing through life oh so sluggish.
There is so much congestion at school you could make a wig out of all the gray hairs lying on the floor.
Congestion by DominiqueRB November 1, 2006
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congestion charge 

Road toll scheme in Central London, implemented by 'Red Ken' Livingstone. Drivers entering the central zone must pay £8 per day (up from £5 at its introduction in 2003) or risk a heavy fine and/or impound of their vehicle.
The charge operates on weekdays from 7:00AM to 6:30PM. Electric vehicles and buses are exempt (along with other exemptions).
The system is enforced by ANPR (Automatic Number Plate Recognition) CCTV cameras on all roads entering the zone. Motorists pay by giving their car number plate details at the counter of an appropriate petrol station or shop.
The zone is due to be extended soon, doubling its size.
Needless the say, the scheme is unpopular with motorists, although London has relatively low rates of car ownership in relation to the rest of the UK, or the US.
Plans for similar schemes in other UK cities are currently on hold.
High-profile opponents to the scheme include Madonna and the Evening Standard newspaper.
I'm just going to the shop to pay the congestion charge
congestion charge by oracle April 12, 2006

Congestion charge 

Used as an excuse when you are late for something, because you were sagging. See sag.
Sorry I'm late Sir, I had to pay the congestion charge.
Congestion charge by Barry June 4, 2004

Congestion Fee 

A Congestion Fee is yet another tax scheme devised by limp-wristed liberals to crush the working poor. The liberals charge a Congestion Fee to drive a car on a designated roadway during certain hours. The liberals say that charging this fee will get people to stop driving and take public transportation. Of course, rich people and dual-income Yuppies don't mind paying the fee, because they have money coming out their arse. But the working poor and single-income families will be crushed by the fees.
Many large cities are considering charging a Congestion Fee to drive on busy streets during rush hours. The limp-wristed liberal mush wimps want to charge these fees to force the working poor to take public transportation. And of course, public transportation in many cities is filled with hip hop idiots playing their ghetto blasters and threatening honest citizens with bodily harm.

Congestion Fees are just like another liberal desire: 5-dollar-a-gallon gasoline. Rich fat cats and dual-income Yuppies don't mind it, but it smashes the working poor.
Congestion Fee by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

Congestion Errection 

When a sneeze gives you a boner
I rushed to the bathroom after getting a congestion errection

congestion system 

is the thing inside your nose.
congestion system by candyloverr1234 December 29, 2021

immaculate congestion

When traffic is backed up for miles on a highway, crawling along -- and then suddenly everyone returns to normal high speeds without passing an accident, stalled car, or road construction.
We spent 45 minutes bumper-to-bumper for no reason?!? It must be immaculate congestion.
Word of the Day on December 16, 2009
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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