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A word that describes an obese obese person, hence the extra "se" added to the end of the original "obese"
That cat is so fat it's obesese.
obesese by obese_person September 10, 2014
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Obeseter 

Pronounced: "obese-ter" The after effect of Easter.
After partying so hard and eating an abundance of chocolate, Annie was really starting to feel obeseter kicking in.

The family celebrated obeseter by lazing around and doing nothing except feeling fat all day.
Obeseter by ietto27 May 15, 2011

obeserexic 

One who is fat, but doesn't know it, or refuses to believe it; one who constantly wears tight clothing in which flab hangs out
That girl is so obeserexic.
obeserexic by Amanda February 28, 2003

obesetes 

Obesity and diabetes tend to coincide with one another, so to be obese and have diabetes is to have 'obesetes'.
Fat Girl 1 - "All this cake is is sugar and butter. Im going to eat it!"

Fat Girl 2 - "No! You'll get obesetes"
obesetes by IvyAshley March 14, 2010

Obessesive Computer Disorder 

a lot like obssesive compulsive disorder, there is the constant need to check one's email, facebook, myspace ect. Also referred to as OCD
Yeah the power went out this weekend and my OCD was acting up, I had to go over to Joe's just to check my email.

Joe's Obessesive Computer Disorder is really getting the best of him, we should try and get him some help.
Obessesive Computer Disorder by ckwhy November 14, 2010
Obeselete is a term for people who have become useless because they are fat. It can be used as a noun or an adjective. This could be because they are too fat to move, or because they are too fat to do their given profession, etc.
"Britney Spears was never good at singing but, some say she had something of a body. Now she is obeselete."

"That obeselete is so fat he cant fit out of his house."
obeselete by Mindwitness February 2, 2008

obeserexic 

A person, usually female, who is fat but doesn't know it, or refuses to believe it. An obeserexic person will most likely where tight clothes, not knowing that all their blubber hangs out.
Did you see that chick Jasmine? She's huge, and she was wearing a shirt that was at least five sizes too small! She's so obeserexic.
obeserexic by kkkkate rocks it October 5, 2005
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