obeselete

Obeselete is a term for people who have become useless because they are fat. It can be used as a noun or an adjective. This could be because they are too fat to move, or because they are too fat to do their given profession, etc.

"Britney Spears was never good at singing but, some say she had something of a body. Now she is obeselete."

"That obeselete is so fat he cant fit out of his house."

by Mindwitness February 2, 2008

Obsolete Mule

The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.

Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.

by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016

Obsolete

Outdated, useless.

Cassette tapes are obsolete.

by Rodney Basil May 23, 2004

obsolete farm equipment

A black person, or, multiple black people.

- " Is Jimmy in the bar? If he's there, his motorcycle will be parked out front."
- " I know, I can't tell, my view's blocked, all I can see is a bunch of obsolete farm equipment."

by kartie606 March 8, 2008

Obsolete

What you classify yourself as when you fade away.

"I'll fade away an classify myself as obsolete."
"OBSOLETE!"

by The Obsolete Muuule August 2, 2017

Obsolete Battle Show

Obsolete Battle Show (also shortened as obs) is the third season of an object show called Calculated Battle Grounds with the host, Calculatory. It's all hosted on YouTube and theres a total of 28 contestants in the show
pelase please please watch it im begging you its so good and silly i love it

obsolete battle show is such a silly little object show on youtube, go watch it NOW grnnnn

Pill Bottle: Which makes me the smart one, and you the smart two!
Blender: Great..

by juggalorave October 30, 2022

obsolete

A time-released function on all technology (especially PCs) that activates itself right after you buy the device.

by Skeptic One July 23, 2003