Obesed

When you eat entirely too much that you make yourself painfully sick.

I obesed myself today at the buffet"

by FattyGparanoiawilldestroyya October 31, 2011

obesed

Obesed Means Obsessed 😩✋

Girl: I’m obesed with you!
Boy: same I’m obesed with you too!!!

by Faith Jordyn April 29, 2021

obesecheese

That accumulation of smelly nasty funk found under the fat rolls of an overweight person.

If you smell something fucking gross while being next to a really fat person its probably their obesecheese.

by jpg3 July 24, 2011

obese wallet

Referring to a wallet filled with tons of cash. West coast rapper Sayef Aranki aka Analyst founded the term. He's said to have first used the term in one of his tracks entitled "Victory Freestyle."

Victory Freestyle: "I stay starvin' thats the way I keep my wallet obese"

Term used in sentence: "Yea I'm slim, but I got an obese wallet"

by Marc Soto January 9, 2008

obese nigger

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover

A fat obese nigger named Jason or known as mr Riley lover

by Obese nigger May 26, 2018

Major League Obeseball

The so-called "professional sport" - but really just a lucrative hobby - that does not require any sort of physical fitness. Many who play are known to cheat by juicing, which leads to the ridiculous paradox of overly muscular guys covered by a layer of blubber. Often these players' heads are disproportionately big, rendering bobbleheads rather lifelike. Some defend the hobby by pointing out its cerebral strategic aspects and comparing it to chess, ignoring of course that unlike obeseball, chess players are often in decent shape and don't require other people to decide their every move.

Man I'm counting down the days to the end of Major League Obeseball so SportsCenter can concentrate on real sports.

by SHLA October 8, 2013

Ur niece obese

Ur niece obese is the latest in the ur mom gay series. If said. Your opponent will instantly age backwards, creating a black hole.

Mike: ur mom gay
Brady: no u
Mike: ur dad lesbian
Brady: ur granny tranny
Mike: don't make me do this
Brady: bet
Mike: ur niece obese
Brady: *in a blink of the eye, ages backwards, creating a black hole, sucking mike and everything else in the universe.*

by Senior_squid March 15, 2018