obamanology

Knowledge of President Obama. Specifically, for people who keep up with every single thing the President says or does.

Chris: Jack! Did you see Obama's speech last night? I thought it was even better than he afternoon press conference, and way better than his morning briefing.
Jack: Oh Chris, you obamanologist, how lovable you are indeed.
Chris: I guess I am an expert in obamanology.
Jack: You are, no get back to watching CNN and quit wasting your time talking to me. You've got a President to follow.
Chris: Yes Sir!

by John the Horny July 27, 2009

Obamapologist

A person who agrees with everything Barack Obama does politically, without having researched the issue. These are the same people who would be screaming the loudest were another political party doing the same things. Obamapologists are hopeful types, lack analytical skills and do not much enjoy reading. They are highly susceptible to the "bandwagon effect."

The meeting was not worthwhile, since there were many Obamapologists present and open dialogue was kept to a minimum.

{Obamabot}

by missputzy January 2, 2012

Obamapologist

n. a generally liberal person who rationalizes the more illiberal policies of President Obama

It will be entertaining to watch the Obamapologists sugar-coat his escalation of the Afghan war.

by scholzilla October 7, 2009

obamapology

A half-assed apology which is used to get one out of a tight spot while not taking any ownership in what was said.

"I apologize if anyone may have taken my comments the wrong way. Now, the real matter at hand is...."

That's an obamapology.

by resto776 January 5, 2010

obamapology

When our state department feels the necessity to make their Chinese guests feel less bad about their own record of human rights abuses by repeatedly atoning for American sins, most recently,the new Arizona immigration law. How is asking for a drivers license the

moral equivalent of China’s lack of human rights/freedoms-- population control, to include forced abortion, censorship, and arbitrary detentions?

"Personally, I believe an Obamapology is disturbing....our Administration can even indirectly put the veneer on Red Chinese rights violations, what might it have in store for us American 'commoners' should they ever have the power?"

by RB-All American May 19, 2010

Obamanologist

Someone who knows of everything there is to know about President Barrack Obama.

Chris: I heard Obama drank two cups of coffee this morning, instead of his typical one cup.
Derrick: Nancy Pelosi must be wearing him out.
Chris: I just hope he has time to get that new pair of shoes he's been needing after he scuffed up his old pair.
Derrick: We can only pray.
Henry: Look at this two obamanologists, having a critical dialogue.

by John the Horny July 27, 2009

obamanotomy

The surgical procedure which results in blind worship of a president before he or she actually achieves something.

American mental hospitals were inundated with requests for an obamanotomy prior to election day.

by _mike___ January 16, 2009