Obamanopoly 

The act of government acquiring all or part of private sector businesses, competing directly with private businesses or otherwise interfering with the the economy, usually to it's detriment.

President Obama now owns two auto-manufacturing companies, oil sands and offshore drilling leases, interest in several hundred banks, and enough real estate holdings to make Donald Trump envious, it's an Obamanopoly.

Obamanopoly by Let-them-eat-cake October 21, 2009

obamanology 

Knowledge of President Obama. Specifically, for people who keep up with every single thing the President says or does.

Chris: Jack! Did you see Obama's speech last night? I thought it was even better than he afternoon press conference, and way better than his morning briefing.
Jack: Oh Chris, you obamanologist, how lovable you are indeed.
Chris: I guess I am an expert in obamanology.
Jack: You are, no get back to watching CNN and quit wasting your time talking to me. You've got a President to follow.
Chris: Yes Sir!

obamanology by John the Horny July 27, 2009

obamanotomy 

The surgical procedure which results in blind worship of a president before he or she actually achieves something.

American mental hospitals were inundated with requests for an obamanotomy prior to election day.

obamanotomy by _mike___ January 16, 2009