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Nutritionist
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A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.
A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.
"Are you a nutritionist?"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"
Nutritionist by MintyLeila September 23, 2005
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Nutritionologist
'New-trih-shun-olo-jist'
A self proclaimed nutrition expert, who has studied at the school of social media and googling.
A true Nutritionologist understands that life long learning is important, but that trolling is importanter.
A self proclaimed nutrition expert, who has studied at the school of social media and googling.
A true Nutritionologist understands that life long learning is important, but that trolling is importanter.
1. Hey bro, I hear you're the one to speak to in this joint regarding nutrition?
Nutritionologist: damn straight, I'll give you the low down on why keto is bull crap and how to get abs whilst eating pizza.
2. What's the difference between you and a dietician?
Nutritionologist : I have a personality... Oh and they have a butt load of education.
Nutritionologist: damn straight, I'll give you the low down on why keto is bull crap and how to get abs whilst eating pizza.
2. What's the difference between you and a dietician?
Nutritionologist : I have a personality... Oh and they have a butt load of education.
Nutritionologist by The true terminator May 31, 2017
Nutrition Nazi
Someone who insists on getting in everyone’s face and insulting and belittling them on their food choices.
“Oh, girl, I just watched a Nutrition Nazi rip some poor girl a new asshole for having a carton of non-soy milk in her cart at the grocery store!”
Nutrition Nazi by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
netsitive
An extremely internet sensitive individual that interprets every shout box message, instant message or email critically and gets overly emotionally upset
netsitive by Sketel Boom June 25, 2008
nutritionalized
nutritionalized by lizzyjames August 11, 2009