nurmp 

a nurmp is a person with messed up eyebrows usually has a slant at the bottom

karrey is a nurmp

nurmp by nurmp February 12, 2019

Numpty Crew 

A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.

John: Why can't these fools ever get my food order right?
Greg: Numpty Crew mate.

Numpty Crew by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019

nurpie 

a state of being in which you are past the point of exhaustion and have rebooted into an artificial energy.

signs of "nurpie" are as such: many things (most of them, completely ridiculous) seem hilarious to you, you make strange remarks, you ramble on and on about random things, you have conversations with yourself, and uncontrollable laughter occurs.

most commonly occurs between the hours of midnight and four am. naturally, most often involving teenagers.

"nurpie" is basically the same thing as "slap happy"...it just sounds more appealing.

charlotte- "..no i just called her, she was going to...oh my gosh! look at that chip! it looks exactly like president nixon. you know what?..i don't even know what that dude looked like, so nevermind. i have to pee. have you ever wondered why "p"?...why not "f" or one of the other twenty-four letters? you know what?..i bet if letters were like people, all the letters would be prejudiced against "p" because he's associated with urination."

logan- "uhhh..yeah. someone's a little nurpie tonight. frick."

nurpie by copelotte May 24, 2008

Numper 

a person who feels dodgy or not quite-right with out any reason,the sort of person who would be on the sex offenders list,one of the indications that this is indeed a genuine Numper is the feeling of being mentaly undressed and being watched,sometimes leering can occur.

A person who brings nothing to the party except sadness,conflict and disharmony such as an unexplained

death at a birthday party or other celebration* where a person is discovered in a compromising or unusual situation, fetish clothing or fashion experiments Art are sometimes worn** Sometimes deviant sexual paraphernalia*** are present . Drugs can also be involved fake or skanked substances are not uncommon.

*The "party in the wardrobe" organised by Michael Hutchinson & attended by only Michael Hutchinson

**short lived fashion cult kvult of just wearing women's tights with Orange(the fruit) accessories such at the exclusive "party in the wardrobe"

***the infamous Mars Bar that appeared at the party that was attended by Michael Barrymore twat

I See a Numper has moved into the empty apartment,well there goes the neighbourhood......time to lock up the children & pets then.

Numper by No80dy.66uk February 8, 2019

numper 

a cuntish person.

Sir David Edwards was awarded an OBE for services to Numping & was the original numper from Wigan in England.
a sexual deviant

its that cunt again! fuck off you numper

numper by No80dy.66uk February 9, 2019

Nip Nurpin 

a name used to call a colton nutter.

Someone go grab that broke ass nip nurpin

Nip Nurpin by DicDurkin October 16, 2023

numptcake 

1. Mild slang implying ineptitude, particularly with regard to poor driving, originating on the road to Salisbury.

2. Also used to describe unattractive women who appear hot at distance.

1.Alright numptcakes, it takes two to Tandy. Bitches.

2. Jones: Christ on a stick, look at that fine piece of ass!
Gorman: Sit tight friend, that's no fine piece of ass. Take a closer look.
Jones: Dear god, you're right. It's a numptcake. Run!

numptcake by Filth Wizard January 3, 2009