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A useless, piece of ass, disaster of a thing, located on the right of the actual keyboard. Mostly used for shitpost in VC, toggling macros, the occasional banker that uses it religiously, making the right side of the computer not blank, and making the screen on a computer a few inches longer...
person x: Hey how long has it been since you last used the Numpad for anything serious...
person y: ...
Numpad by [Jesus Prime] January 16, 2023
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the small keyboard / porition used for typeing numbers.
/789-456++12300.
i`m going to use a numpad
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A num pad, short for "numeric keypad," is a section of a computer keyboard that contains a set of keys in a grid arrangement. It is typically located on the right side of a full-sized keyboard, separate from the main typing keys. The num pad includes keys for the digits 0 through 9, a decimal point, and mathematical operators such as addition, subtraction, multiplication, and division. It is commonly used in tasks that require numerical input, such as accounting, data entry, and scientific calculations.

creadit :CHAT-GPT
i`m gonna use my Num pad

045370450348/2/-*+3.350+90-90-+9.203350+00*/-/*+/*+/+/**/+*/16450+*/*+80089+8*-80

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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