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Nunery Closet
A girl who is a slut but pretends to be a nun. She pretends to be nice to everyone but is a complete bitch. This is a place where all the bitches in the world can go so we don't have to deal with them.
Me: Damn Alyssa is such a slut!
Friend:Maybe we should send her to a nunery closet!
Me: wtf?
Me: ohhhh i got you. ;)
Friend:Maybe we should send her to a nunery closet!
Me: wtf?
Me: ohhhh i got you. ;)
Nunery Closet by <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 :) May 9, 2011
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Nudery by letithappen88 August 25, 2015
Get thee to a nunnery
A literate way of telling a whore to GTFO. For the times when a simple "fuck off" just doesn't do it for you.
Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.
Often used when condescension is desired, this term leaves a lasting sting that can only be made by citing shakespeare. Confusion, hurt, and self-doubt often are common side effects experienced by its victims. To be used wisely, or not to be used at all.
Get thee to a nunnery by MC Hamlet, Esquire February 1, 2010
Nunnery
A brothel.
Etymology: Since the Elizabethan era, nun has been slang for a prostitute (ref. William Faulkner, "Requiem for a Nun"), and a nunnery referred to a brothel.
See also: Abbess, Bordello, Brothel, Nun, Whorehouse
Etymology: Since the Elizabethan era, nun has been slang for a prostitute (ref. William Faulkner, "Requiem for a Nun"), and a nunnery referred to a brothel.
See also: Abbess, Bordello, Brothel, Nun, Whorehouse
Nunnery
Nunnery by Dr. Octavious Greenberg November 7, 2019
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