An inversion of YUPE - Not Upwardly Mobile Plummeting Towards Earth, most often used as a joke or humourous critisism (see BANTER)
You flamming NUMPTE how could you be so stupid!
by JOE June 25, 2004
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As a verb: To screw up completely and/or hilariously.
As a noun: A complete failure, referring to a person.
"Alright, I need to take care of this paper before Darius numpts it (up)."
or
"I already know the button inputs, you numpt."
by Darius Oak September 28, 2016
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An insult for somone who doesnt have a clue. Or people who seem to be spaced out/tripping/sketching
by Big L March 7, 2004
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a properly clueless cunt with a vacant look
dont look at me like a numptee
by Solja July 17, 2003
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