JOE's definitions

skoch (also skoche)

1) A short period of time

2) To move slightly, to adjust

Wait a skoch, okay?

Let me just skoch it a little

by Joe June 2, 2004

hesheme

a guy with a va-china, see vagina, or a girl with an apollo rocket of love, see penis, i cant tell

corey hurm is a hesheme.

by joe November 24, 2003

BANK

Meets all the requirements to have sex with, Usually used for females but can use for males.
Originated from: you can bet the bank that I would "do" her.

I'd take her right to the BANK!

She's BANKABLE.

(a hot girl walkes by and you nod to your buddy and say; "BANK"

by joe March 23, 2003

cheesedick

See wanker or poindexter.

What a cheesedick. He'll never get laid or have any real friends.

by Joe December 11, 2003

yack

The puddle left after a vile gut wrenching vomit session.

Joe was really sick and yacked all over the floor.

by Joe May 13, 2005

Chastity

One of the greatest people in your life.

I love you, Fore you are Chastity

by Joe December 7, 2004

Maynard James Keenan

vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.

not needed

by joe April 1, 2004