nubtub

word used in place of noob toob, refers to rocket launcher in any online game

dude, get the nubtub before the nubs get us
oh no! NOT THE NUBTUB....

by N-word Phil June 18, 2007

Nub Tub

Shortened and made to sound funnier than "Noob Tube", the phrase "Nub Tub" refers to the game Call of Duty 4 where someone will attach a grenade launcher to one of there guns and go around shooting grenades at their foes. However this act is seen as being completely childish and is actively looked down upon by everyone else in the game. You will notice that there is a "Nub tubber" in the game if you hear more than one person on your mic shouting "Aw F***! There's a nub tubber". Despite the humiliation these noob's will face in the postgame lobby, they are still proud of their accomplishment to kill people in a complete and utter noobish way.

Post-game lobby:
Nub tubber- "Yea! I got my acog on my P90!!"
Non-noobish player- "You f*cking nub tubbed the whole time!!"
(Everyone leaves the room on account of the nub tubber)

by R Goods February 2, 2009

nubsub

A substitute teacher with one arm. Although not much is known about this poor woman, there are many myths, legends, and controversies. Some say that she lost her right arm during the first world war when a crate of rations that was parachuted from the sky landed on her, or that she lost it in a game of dice. Although no one knows the reasons behind the missing arm, the story of the nub and it's powers are certain. First it has the power to attach to anything to replace the missing arm. For example, after school hours, when she is not substituting, she attaches a stool to her nub and becomes an underground lion tamer.
It also has the power to knock down a mountain in one tap. Even though she only has half of a bicep, no one wants to tango with the nubsub.

Abraham: Yo my homie, where you are you going during 4th hour.

Oliver: I'm headed to English where we have the nubsub... (starts to cry)

Abraham: Oh snap! Make sure you watch out for her leathal nubjab.

by dwaynebank December 21, 2009

nubtubbery

1. the state, quality or fact of being a n00b
2. a n00b act, notion, speech, etc.

Origin:
2007-2011; <Latin "Nuberious tuberosity"

Brian: This, your most egregious nubtubbery, will not be tolerated, Kevin.

Kevin: Sackat Ting Hella!

by bigredbeluga January 12, 2012

nubrub

When stuck in a crowded, shoulder-to-shoulder, situation (ie. elevator, concert, Disneyland queue, etc.), you pull your arm inside your short-sleeved shirt and then stick only your exposed elbow through the sleeve. You then proceed to nonchalantly rub your stump on the uncomfortable stranger standing next to you.

While traveling in a crowded elevator in the Sears Tower to the observation deck, Larry proceeded to nubrub at least 4 people much to the delight of his giggling son.

Also see stumpbump

by JacknRochNY May 13, 2009

nubnub

someone who is really lazy and doesnt do any work, but is cute about it at the same time. a nubnub is often a nickname for people named louis.

girl : wow he is such a nubnub
girl2: at least hes cute about it

by 12305283nub39241 February 24, 2011

nubturkey

Someone who sucks so much at a game that they keep killing turkeys to sell the loot they acquire from them and they try and trade it to you and your like "Shut up noob!"

You're a stupid nubturkey

by Awesomemans June 10, 2008