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What you call people who fail in life. A person who does not know what the hell they are doing.

*sauce can be added to the end of nubstub making nubstubsauce
Dude, your a nubstub.
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A substitute teacher with one arm. Although not much is known about this poor woman, there are many myths, legends, and controversies. Some say that she lost her right arm during the first world war when a crate of rations that was parachuted from the sky landed on her, or that she lost it in a game of dice. Although no one knows the reasons behind the missing arm, the story of the nub and it's powers are certain. First it has the power to attach to anything to replace the missing arm. For example, after school hours, when she is not substituting, she attaches a stool to her nub and becomes an underground lion tamer.
It also has the power to knock down a mountain in one tap. Even though she only has half of a bicep, no one wants to tango with the nubsub.
Abraham: Yo my homie, where you are you going during 4th hour.

Oliver: I'm headed to English where we have the nubsub... (starts to cry)

Abraham: Oh snap! Make sure you watch out for her leathal nubjab.
nubsub by dwaynebank December 21, 2009

nubtubbery

1. the state, quality or fact of being a n00b
2. a n00b act, notion, speech, etc.

Origin:
2007-2011; <Latin "Nuberious tuberosity"
Brian: This, your most egregious nubtubbery, will not be tolerated, Kevin.

Kevin: Sackat Ting Hella!
nubtubbery by bigredbeluga January 12, 2012

nubetube 

the granade luncher used on the assualt riffles in call of duty 4
that bastard killed me with a nubetube
nubetube by Dillon Hanaburgh February 24, 2008
word used in place of noob toob, refers to rocket launcher in any online game
dude, get the nubtub before the nubs get us
oh no! NOT THE NUBTUB....
nubtub by N-word Phil June 18, 2007

nubtubulartastiksticks 

long for noobtube or a grenade spammer on modern warfare 1 or 2
i hate people and there nubtubulartastiksticks...

Nub stub 

A person whom may have nubs for a limb and puts them up someone’s butt
Damn! He gave her a whole nub stub!
Nub stub by Jamesliknubs May 20, 2022
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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