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A substitute teacher with one arm. Although not much is known about this poor woman, there are many myths, legends, and controversies. Some say that she lost her right arm during the first world war when a crate of rations that was parachuted from the sky landed on her, or that she lost it in a game of dice. Although no one knows the reasons behind the missing arm, the story of the nub and it's powers are certain. First it has the power to attach to anything to replace the missing arm. For example, after school hours, when she is not substituting, she attaches a stool to her nub and becomes an underground lion tamer.
It also has the power to knock down a mountain in one tap. Even though she only has half of a bicep, no one wants to tango with the nubsub.
Abraham: Yo my homie, where you are you going during 4th hour.

Oliver: I'm headed to English where we have the nubsub... (starts to cry)

Abraham: Oh snap! Make sure you watch out for her leathal nubjab.
nubsub by dwaynebank December 21, 2009
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nubtubbery

1. the state, quality or fact of being a n00b
2. a n00b act, notion, speech, etc.

Origin:
2007-2011; <Latin "Nuberious tuberosity"
Brian: This, your most egregious nubtubbery, will not be tolerated, Kevin.

Kevin: Sackat Ting Hella!
nubtubbery by bigredbeluga January 12, 2012
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When stuck in a crowded, shoulder-to-shoulder, situation (ie. elevator, concert, Disneyland queue, etc.), you pull your arm inside your short-sleeved shirt and then stick only your exposed elbow through the sleeve. You then proceed to nonchalantly rub your stump on the uncomfortable stranger standing next to you.
While traveling in a crowded elevator in the Sears Tower to the observation deck, Larry proceeded to nubrub at least 4 people much to the delight of his giggling son.

Also see stumpbump
nubrub by JacknRochNY May 13, 2009
someone who is really lazy and doesnt do any work, but is cute about it at the same time. a nubnub is often a nickname for people named louis.
girl : wow he is such a nubnub
girl2: at least hes cute about it
nubnub by 12305283nub39241 February 24, 2011
An affectionate form of noob originating from nub, a corruption of newb and n00b.
1337@usumpalyer1: Hehe... look at those little nubnubs running around like idiots!

supaleeth@%0r2: Goddam, do any of them even know how to switch weapons yet?
nubnub by Allona Haregot August 10, 2008
word used in place of noob toob, refers to rocket launcher in any online game
dude, get the nubtub before the nubs get us
oh no! NOT THE NUBTUB....
nubtub by N-word Phil June 18, 2007
I very n00b person, who doesn't know anything about the simplest computer-related programs.
MSN Messenger Conversation:

n00b: Hello
leet: Hi :)
leet: I hate MSN meet me at my irc #
n00b: whats irc?
leet: nevermind nubnubs
n00b: huh?
nubnubs by Some1unrelated February 11, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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