toob

cross between sombody who is both a tool and a noob, a huge insult that nobody has ever thought of yet... until now! Similar to a gulible fool who looks up the word gullible in the dictionary after being told it isn't there.

only a true toob would ever bother to look up the word toob on urbandictionary.com

by nVidia July 29, 2006

toob

noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

I think I left my toob in the truck.

Anyone wanna toob this weekend?

The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.

by Marissa McCottry July 23, 2006

toob

an intentional misspelling of TUBE

gayzelle's shirt says TOOB

by vodkasaid January 27, 2009

toob

very selective name for a fat ass with a fat head. shorter version of a sausage toob, the rolls on a fat persons head look like a sausage toob.

Hey look at that fat ass, his head looks like a sausage toob.

by dewade123 November 14, 2009

toob

1. The male penis. 2. The television.

"Sally laid a hummer on my toob the other night while I was watching the toob."

by Anonymous December 05, 2002

toob

noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler

I think I left my toob in the truck.

Anyone wanna toob this weekend?

The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.

by Marissa McCottry July 23, 2006

toob

A penis, schlong, anything relating to a male's... organ.

He had a 7' penis, in other words, a 7 inch toob.

by S October 13, 2004