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To define "nubluva," "n00b" and "nub" must first be defined. If you don't like my definitions, you may check out their own by typing the word into the search box above, lol

n00b: Someone who is new to a video game or a forum and thusly, they suck at it.

nub: Someone who isn't new to a game, but they still really suck. (I recommend looking up this one on it's own)

nubluva: Someone who loves to fight n00bs and nubs in video games for an easy pk.
Jason is a nub at Halo. David sorta-kinda is okay.

Jason and David happen to be in the same game.

Jason and David are not on the same team.

David hunts down Jason and caps his ass twenty times.

Jason is a nub, and David is a nubluva.
nubluva by nubluva September 30, 2006
A substitute teacher with one arm. Although not much is known about this poor woman, there are many myths, legends, and controversies. Some say that she lost her right arm during the first world war when a crate of rations that was parachuted from the sky landed on her, or that she lost it in a game of dice. Although no one knows the reasons behind the missing arm, the story of the nub and it's powers are certain. First it has the power to attach to anything to replace the missing arm. For example, after school hours, when she is not substituting, she attaches a stool to her nub and becomes an underground lion tamer.
It also has the power to knock down a mountain in one tap. Even though she only has half of a bicep, no one wants to tango with the nubsub.
Abraham: Yo my homie, where you are you going during 4th hour.

Oliver: I'm headed to English where we have the nubsub... (starts to cry)

Abraham: Oh snap! Make sure you watch out for her leathal nubjab.
nubsub by dwaynebank December 21, 2009

nubtubbery

1. the state, quality or fact of being a n00b
2. a n00b act, notion, speech, etc.

Origin:
2007-2011; <Latin "Nuberious tuberosity"
Brian: This, your most egregious nubtubbery, will not be tolerated, Kevin.

Kevin: Sackat Ting Hella!
nubtubbery by bigredbeluga January 12, 2012
When stuck in a crowded, shoulder-to-shoulder, situation (ie. elevator, concert, Disneyland queue, etc.), you pull your arm inside your short-sleeved shirt and then stick only your exposed elbow through the sleeve. You then proceed to nonchalantly rub your stump on the uncomfortable stranger standing next to you.
While traveling in a crowded elevator in the Sears Tower to the observation deck, Larry proceeded to nubrub at least 4 people much to the delight of his giggling son.

Also see stumpbump
nubrub by JacknRochNY May 13, 2009
someone who is really lazy and doesnt do any work, but is cute about it at the same time. a nubnub is often a nickname for people named louis.
girl : wow he is such a nubnub
girl2: at least hes cute about it
nubnub by 12305283nub39241 February 24, 2011

nubclubscrubsandwhich

Exactly what it says.
You're a nubclubscrubsandwhich, straight up.
nubclubscrubsandwhich by Meeek January 29, 2008