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Complete Obliteration of the female anatomy to the point where gender is unidentifiable.
We fucked for like 3 days str8. Lets just say Jessica was fully nozzled by the end of our sexcapade!
Nozzled by urbannozzler March 16, 2009
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Derives from the word Nozzle.

It's the work of a master nozzler, looks reminiscent of Quigley's early works, maybe with a dose of Kev's flair.
You have been Nozzled, by the Nazi's.

Yo, man DBL-E and CQ just Nozzled me.
Nozzled by Sampy March 23, 2005
Slang for "cocknozzled". To have had your advatar and user titled changed to suit the site admin's desire, usually using a picture of a nozzle and either the term cocknozzle, nozzle or nozzled.

Usually used as an alternative means of punishment when the offense doesn't necessarily constitute a banning.
I pwnt CQ, and instead of banning me he nozzled me. :(
Nozzled by konexXxions March 24, 2005

Side Nozzled 

To be subjected to continuous and unexpected personal attacks resulting in public and personal humiliation
Waking up in Mumbai, tied to the bed post and clad in leather, Doug realized he had been completely side Nozzled.
Side Nozzled by Side Nozzler March 8, 2011

purple-nozzled yogurt slinger

"John Holmes had a huge purple nozzled yogurt slinger."
purple-nozzled yogurt slinger by x January 22, 2003

Shit nozzled 

The act of throwing something in someone's face and running while your accomplice dances at them.
Did you see CJ Chuck just throw that drink in that guys face and then Justin danced at him?
yes I seen it, he just got shit nozzled bro.
Shit nozzled by Jjw777 March 3, 2017

Nozzle Sniffer 

Skanks who's mission in life is to go after firefighters and have sex with them.
I didn't even have to show her my badge to get laid, the girl is a total nozzle sniffer.
Nozzle Sniffer by mzshank January 23, 2011
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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