nostronal

A Dick through the nose

that was some great nostronal sex but the bad part was when your dick touched my brain.

nostronal by the black sheep that will kill April 21, 2009

NOSTRALIA 

Huge penis. Usually a dick so big that you can't wear shorts with out your NOSTRALIA hanging out.

Don't let beau hit you in the NOSTRALIA

NOSTRALIA by Nostralia January 9, 2015

Nostraldomus

1) someone who thinks they know what will happen in 2012.
2) a person with uncanny ability to predict stuffy sinus conditions

"Did you hear that Nostraldomus made another dire prediction?"

"No I smelled it"

Nostraldomus by xynth3a December 1, 2009

nostralius 

A chronic habit to which one constantly flares their nostrils in an impudent or offensive manner. The nostrils are so large and wide that it feels as though the person could suck up all the O2 (oxygen) in the room. Some nostralius suffering people served in world war 2 , by sucking up all the mustard gas and poison in the air with their unbareably large nostrils, like it was nutrients of some type.

I feel like Brian suffers from a severe case of nostralius. Every time I am around him, i feel huge shortnesses of breath. I also feel like he's angry while flaring his large nostrils unconciously

nostralius by Castro7 July 2, 2015

Notional Hand Job 

The act of giving someone an imaginary hand job. This is done by shaking a a closed fist in the air, simulating a stroking action. This action is used for a wide variety of reasons, whether it is for raising morale, thanking someone, or congratulating someone. It is in no way wrong for one man to give another a notional hand job, because the it's notional, and not real. Either sex can give either sex a notional hand job.

"I gave my friend a ride home and since he did not have gas money, he returned the favor by giving me a notional hand job."

Notional Hand Job by Notionally Existing September 6, 2011

nostralgia 

When a certain smell evokes a memory

I always get nostralgia when I smell candle smoke- it reminds me of my birthday and blowing out candles.

nostralgia by Gatita1130 November 29, 2013

noptional 

The combination of not+optional; having to do something, not being able to decide against it, its not optional.

"Hey Morgan, want to go to Florida for spring break?'
"Oh, I dont know"
"Too bad, you're going. Its Noptional"

noptional by somerandomdude1257 December 1, 2013