nostralius 

A chronic habit to which one constantly flares their nostrils in an impudent or offensive manner. The nostrils are so large and wide that it feels as though the person could suck up all the O2 (oxygen) in the room. Some nostralius suffering people served in world war 2 , by sucking up all the mustard gas and poison in the air with their unbareably large nostrils, like it was nutrients of some type.

I feel like Brian suffers from a severe case of nostralius. Every time I am around him, i feel huge shortnesses of breath. I also feel like he's angry while flaring his large nostrils unconciously

nostralius by Castro7 July 2, 2015

NOSTRALIA 

Huge penis. Usually a dick so big that you can't wear shorts with out your NOSTRALIA hanging out.

Don't let beau hit you in the NOSTRALIA

NOSTRALIA by Nostralia January 9, 2015

nostroliosis 

the flaring of the nostrils, especially when making the "kiss" face. (in pictures, etc.) very unattractive.

"ew. your nostroliosis is acting up"
"sorry its not my fault, you wanted to take the picture"

nostroliosis by sungynungydrape December 20, 2011

nostalrius

An awesome vanilla World of Warcraft private server that had over 100,000 active accounts. The server had to be sadly shut down because Blizzard sued the server. This caused a massive public backlash with people shitting on Blizzard for taking away their fun.

"Blizzard sucks man, Nostalrius was the most fun I have had on WoW since WOTLK"

nostalrius by Fuck Blizzard June 14, 2016

Nostalriusgia

The longing remembrance of playing on the World of Warcraft Vanilla private server called Nostalrius before Blizzard Entertainment was forced to shut it down to protect its copyright.

After Nostalrius was shut down, Xanthor felt deep nostalriusgia when remembering raiding Molten Core with his fellow 30-year-old plus man-children guildmates.

Nostalriusgia by Baz the Wise May 12, 2016

Nostralia 

A physical condition whereby the insides of a person's huge nostrils are visible merely by looking at them head on; there is no need to bend down to look at them from below. Specifically, said person is possessed of two large nostrills, not unlike the continent/nation of Australia.

I totally was digging that chick I met on-line until she showed up at the bar sporting a severe case of nostralia that wasn't visible in her profile photo. I could see all the way up to her brain without tilting my head a bit. The good news was that I could see she wasn't harboring any boogers.

Nostralia by Lazarus727 December 3, 2010

Nostriliser

These nose hair clipper machines used to trim your nose hairs back

Tony: "Oh cheesus christ I keep forgetting to tie my nostril hairs up bvefore i take a sip of my coffee and now my nostril hairs have crusted up from the dried out milk"

Tony's 18th wife: "I admire how you can put up with something so disgustingly annoying like that. Have you tried one of those nostriliser machines before? I've heard they also improve genital hydration and appearance of size"

Tony: I'm going to the shop!

Nostriliser by shredded toe nails August 1, 2023