Didn't I fucking tell Elon to do that MONTHS AGO!? Is that fucking crazy? I told him to do that months ago and instead he has two test launches that both apparently blew up and he's just now getting around to getting the astronauts?
Hym "Why didn't you save the Nastronauts when I told you to retard? I had forgotten that I had even told you to do that. What the fuck took you so long? They had already been there for months and they had to wait 2 extra months. That's why your rockets are blowing up. And why I had to make the AI you gave retarded name. Retarded. I mean, it's OK to be retarded. There's nothing WRONG with being retarded. But retarded. I said do it months ago. You did nothing. I said what is happening to me was going to get your kids murdered. You did nothing. But coercing me into giving a shit about your kids was more important to you. Retarded."
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To be a NASStronaut you ought to meet the following requirements:
- You love the things that NASS was founded on – action sports, music, and street art. In a nutshell: you understand the importance of street culture in all corners of the world.
- You welcome everyone, regardless of gender, race, religion or planet and want to extend your friendship orbit.
- You go to the NASS world to find your community and be whoever you want to be, without judgement and you look out for those around you.
- You go to NASS to experience something out of this world, but you’re not detached from it. You care about it
- You’re there to have a sick time and think everyone at NASS should get to do the same, of course!
To be a NASStronaut you ought to meet the following requirements:
- You love the things that NASS was founded on – action sports, music, and street art. In a nutshell: you understand the importance of street culture in all corners of the world.
- You welcome everyone, regardless of gender, race, religion or planet and want to extend your friendship orbit.
- You go to the NASS world to find your community and be whoever you want to be, without judgement and you look out for those around you.
- You go to NASS to experience something out of this world, but you’re not detached from it. You care about it
- You’re there to have a sick time and think everyone at NASS should get to do the same, of course!
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What do farmers love but astronauts hate?
Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling
Teddy bears
Children can draw it but adults can’t
Seasons
Any other ridiculous clue
Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling
Teddy bears
Children can draw it but adults can’t
Seasons
Any other ridiculous clue
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