Nostraldomus

1) someone who thinks they know what will happen in 2012.
2) a person with uncanny ability to predict stuffy sinus conditions

"Did you hear that Nostraldomus made another dire prediction?"

"No I smelled it"

by xynth3a December 1, 2009

Nostraldomus

A wise man with an incredibly large Honker (Nose)

That Big nose bastard Jose thinks he knows everything! Fuckin Nostraldomus over here!

by Kill Bosby October 8, 2018

Nostradamus

A guy whose prophecies pertaining to the end of the world have been interpreted, proven wrong, and reinterpreted so many times that its surprising they haven't given up on him yet

The world will end in 1750...no wait, 1819....or maybe 2000....2023?

by Shwaggy November 18, 2003

Nostradamus

Some punk who people think predicted "powerful visions of the future". All he did was provide vague phrases that could be interpreted in many ways.

Anyone can be like Nostradamus.

-In the year 2078 some stuff will happen and people will think I knew it.

by Linux System Message March 29, 2004

Nostrildamus

The act of ejaculating into your partner's mouth during oral sex, followed by tickling her or him (hopefully her, or else you're a gay) so much so that the ejaculate is expelled through the nostrils of the partner in much the same way that milk comes out of your nose when laughing.

I totally pulled a Nostrildamus on Christina Saturday night!

by Ron Ananian the car doctor April 4, 2009

Nostradamus

A "prophet" who's prophecies are so lame that they can be interpreted as anything. By being so vague he could be 99.99% sure that his prophecies would come true.

The name of a Nas album (if the o is replaced with an a)

Nostradamus talked shit.

by Anonymous July 16, 2003

nostradamus

A person who is tall, goofy looking, and dumber than a brick. This person normally tends to confuse himself and put themselves in a difficult situations; but at the same time being everyone's bitch.

Ben (nostradamus)- d00d I got so many nicknames!

Nick: like mr. gets caught jerkin off

Ben- o yeah that's one :(

by sourdiesal31 January 21, 2010