Nostraldomus

1) someone who thinks they know what will happen in 2012.
2) a person with uncanny ability to predict stuffy sinus conditions

"Did you hear that Nostraldomus made another dire prediction?"

"No I smelled it"

by xynth3a December 1, 2009

Nostraldomus

A wise man with an incredibly large Honker (Nose)

That Big nose bastard Jose thinks he knows everything! Fuckin Nostraldomus over here!

by Kill Bosby October 8, 2018