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(verb) A seriously weird unfortunate event of bad luck that one experiences as a daily basis and is considered “normal” in their daily life
lol peytons nooshing today.
nooshing by yourlocalblondie13 December 1, 2021
Words you can keep
It is all about a lovely beautiful girl with brown eyes who loves sherlock holmes and harry potter.She is an film worm(exactly like a bookworm).She is so caring and if you give her a work she will do it completely perfect.a good listener and adviser. Intelligent and clever.In one sentence she is a lovely true friend who everyone wants to spend time with. My left handed super woman friend,love you to the moon and back! you are sweet as your name!
(She will always say to me:<<moohato kootah kardi dige na man na to.>>)

<3
Oh look at that beautiful girl,what’s her name?
Her name is Nooshin R.J
Nooshin by That.girl.named.tannaz August 16, 2018

Chronic noosing syndrome 

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

Ball Noshing 

When a man gets his balls engulfed by over-sized vagina lips and then gets them stuck inside a vagina, where they begin to lose circulation by being noshed on.
" Quit Ball noshing me bitch, you given a new meaning to Blue Balls."

" Just to let you know, you may get Ball Noshed by my lips. They are like elephant ears!"
Ball Noshing by HA_13 May 3, 2014

clam noshing 

To perform oral sex on a woman; going down on; lapping out.
"My neck aches after all that clam noshing last night."
clam noshing by Marzipan March 26, 2003
describing getting ones cock (or vagina) sucked by a girl/boy who performed the oral sex 'with all her heart & soul' and made a right meal of it. Cant get enough of cock sex...

Derivative from 'Nosh', British slang for food.
Pauline gave me a right good proper 'noshing' last night, she swallowed the lot

i was up late last night getting a good 'noshing' from the Mrs

She looks horny, i bet she well loves a good noshing
noshing by SCoupland July 5, 2006

Nooching 

Sporting term: Poker.

The act of hiding a portion of your chips in a pocket while playing l Poker then going 'all in'. Then, after you lose, taking the concealed poker chips from the pocket and placing them on the table like nothing happened.
Paul: "Hey Pat, didn't Ben go 'all in' and lose just a minute ago?"

Pat: "Yeah he did but he's Nooching again."

Paul: "Goddamnit i hate it when he does that."
Nooching by Detective Scrote January 18, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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