nooshing

(verb) A seriously weird unfortunate event of bad luck that one experiences as a daily basis and is considered “normal” in their daily life

lol peyton’s nooshing today.

nooshing by yourlocalblondie13 December 1, 2021

Nooshin

It is all about a lovely beautiful girl with brown eyes who loves sherlock holmes and harry potter.She is an film worm(exactly like a bookworm).She is so caring and if you give her a work she will do it completely perfect.a good listener and adviser. Intelligent and clever.In one sentence she is a lovely true friend who everyone wants to spend time with. My left handed super woman friend,love you to the moon and back! you are sweet as your name!
(She will always say to me:<<moohato kootah kardi dige na man na to.>>)

<3

Oh look at that beautiful girl,what’s her name?
Her name is Nooshin R.J

Nooshin by That.girl.named.tannaz August 16, 2018

Chronic noosing syndrome 

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

Chronic noosing syndrome by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

Ball Noshing 

When a man gets his balls engulfed by over-sized vagina lips and then gets them stuck inside a vagina, where they begin to lose circulation by being noshed on.

" Quit Ball noshing me bitch, you given a new meaning to Blue Balls."

" Just to let you know, you may get Ball Noshed by my lips. They are like elephant ears!"

Ball Noshing by HA_13 May 3, 2014

clam noshing 

To perform oral sex on a woman; going down on; lapping out.

"My neck aches after all that clam noshing last night."

clam noshing by Marzipan March 26, 2003

noshing 

describing getting ones cock (or vagina) sucked by a girl/boy who performed the oral sex 'with all her heart & soul' and made a right meal of it. Cant get enough of cock sex...

Derivative from 'Nosh', British slang for food.

Pauline gave me a right good proper 'noshing' last night, she swallowed the lot

i was up late last night getting a good 'noshing' from the Mrs

She looks horny, i bet she well loves a good noshing

noshing by SCoupland July 5, 2006

Nooching 

Sporting term: Poker.

The act of hiding a portion of your chips in a pocket while playing l Poker then going 'all in'. Then, after you lose, taking the concealed poker chips from the pocket and placing them on the table like nothing happened.

Paul: "Hey Pat, didn't Ben go 'all in' and lose just a minute ago?"

Pat: "Yeah he did but he's Nooching again."

Paul: "Goddamnit i hate it when he does that."

Nooching by Detective Scrote January 18, 2011