Marzipan's definitions

Tops and fingers

To provocatively stimulate anothers sexual glands whilst topless

"She took him home for some tops and fingers."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Soz Mam/Dad

Sarcastic put down directed towards someone who tries to advise or chastise

"Can you not drop fag ash on my carpet please."
"Soz Mam."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

clam noshing

To perform oral sex on a woman; going down on; lapping out.

"My neck aches after all that clam noshing last night."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

fanjita

The female vagina, fanny,flange, minge, quim.

"I would like to kiss her fanjita."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

fuck off

1/Insult; To request that someone leave, go away, retreat, begone. 2/To refute. 3/Used to ephasise size or import.

"You can fusk off, going on about that shit again. I've got a big fuck off plate of lasagne to get through."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Giz you

Sarcastic insult; to let someone know that they are not wanted, that they are unimpressive.

"Yippee! I've got an A in Algebra!"
"Giz you"

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Stig

Undesirable tracksuit wearing criminal. See also POG, TEGGER.

"I'm sick of these fucking stigs wanting money to get back to Leeds."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003