Marzipan's definitions

Tops and fingers

To provocatively stimulate anothers sexual glands whilst topless

"She took him home for some tops and fingers."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

clam noshing

To perform oral sex on a woman; going down on; lapping out.

"My neck aches after all that clam noshing last night."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

borborygms

Grumbles of the stomach; can be associated with runny botty.

"That curry has led to borborygms arising in my stomach"

by Marzipan December 23, 2003

Stig

Undesirable tracksuit wearing criminal. See also POG, TEGGER.

"I'm sick of these fucking stigs wanting money to get back to Leeds."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Deadly Linctus

Tag along wannabe boy/girlfriend who refuses to accept that you will never go out with them.

"Alex is following me around all the time like a deadly linctus; She is going all deadly linctus on me."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Soz Mam/Dad

Sarcastic put down directed towards someone who tries to advise or chastise

"Can you not drop fag ash on my carpet please."
"Soz Mam."

by Marzipan March 26, 2003

Giz you

Sarcastic insult; to let someone know that they are not wanted, that they are unimpressive.

"Yippee! I've got an A in Algebra!"
"Giz you"

by Marzipan March 26, 2003