10 definitions by Count Noosula
CBrame is known for his role in the 2002 Panama Mob Rule incentive enacted by NATO.
The Mob Rule campaign lasted until August 12th, and resulted in approximately 320,000 dead.
There is an 80ft statue in Panama City commemorating CBrame’s short but bloody rule.
The Mob Rule campaign lasted until August 12th, and resulted in approximately 320,000 dead.
There is an 80ft statue in Panama City commemorating CBrame’s short but bloody rule.
At CBrame’s height of power, he ordered a parade of 700 elephants to ride through the jungle to his estate.
All but two of the elephants died of dehydration, along with their 400 riders.
All but two of the elephants died of dehydration, along with their 400 riders.
by Count Noosula January 20, 2022
The A.I.G (annual incestual gathering) is where an entire family converges to participate in an orgy of monumental proportions.
1st guy: "Why is Howard grinning so much?"
2nd guy: "That sick fuck just got back from the A.I.G in Svalbard"
2nd guy: "That sick fuck just got back from the A.I.G in Svalbard"
by Count Noosula November 10, 2017
Pleatosis is a metabolic state characterised by raised levels of pleatone bodies in a patient, which is typical in conditions such as diapleates and chronic noosing syndrome.
Pleatones are the product of broken down brain cells, which the body metabolises as energy.
Pleatones are the product of broken down brain cells, which the body metabolises as energy.
Howard was exhausted after work so he put Netflix on for 9 hours straight, and his body entered pleatosis.
His mouth hung wide open while his brain cells were metabolised for energy.
His mouth hung wide open while his brain cells were metabolised for energy.
by Count Noosula March 26, 2020
MeGlutumz is a term that is normally exclaimed when craving gluten based foods.
It can also be used as a sign of protest
when eating a gluten free meal.
It can also be used as a sign of protest
when eating a gluten free meal.
Example one:
Friend: “Papa how did you order a pizza that big? That oven must be enormous.
Papa: “Get ya mitts off me PIAZZUMZ. The delisioucasy is all moine!
Friend: “Ah that’s cool, you ordered a gluten free one”
Papa: “ME GLUTEMZ!!!”
Example two:
Doctor: “Your stool has come back from the lab. They tested it, and it’s a new harder than steel. Have you been following your coeliac friendly diet?”
Papa: “ME GLUTUMZ!!!.. MeGlutumz…”
Friend: “Papa how did you order a pizza that big? That oven must be enormous.
Papa: “Get ya mitts off me PIAZZUMZ. The delisioucasy is all moine!
Friend: “Ah that’s cool, you ordered a gluten free one”
Papa: “ME GLUTEMZ!!!”
Example two:
Doctor: “Your stool has come back from the lab. They tested it, and it’s a new harder than steel. Have you been following your coeliac friendly diet?”
Papa: “ME GLUTUMZ!!!.. MeGlutumz…”
by Count Noosula June 19, 2023
1st definition: Scumbunkler is a term used to identify a rat toothed little Judas.
2nd definition: Scumbunkler can also be used to identify someone who is normally quite courteous and fair, but has decided to do something pretty scummy to save them either time or money.
2nd definition: Scumbunkler can also be used to identify someone who is normally quite courteous and fair, but has decided to do something pretty scummy to save them either time or money.
First example:
First guy: “Hey shall we get a train ticket from the machine?”
Scaralambus: “Nah let’s crawl through the sewers, and sneak on. I ain’t paying £3.50”
First guy: “scumbunkler”
Second example:
Pedro: “Howard why are we driving on the pavement? I’m pretty sure we just ran someone over you scumbunkler..”
Peen: “I’m not waiting for that traffic lol. I always drive on the pavement. Most of them survive.”
First guy: “Hey shall we get a train ticket from the machine?”
Scaralambus: “Nah let’s crawl through the sewers, and sneak on. I ain’t paying £3.50”
First guy: “scumbunkler”
Second example:
Pedro: “Howard why are we driving on the pavement? I’m pretty sure we just ran someone over you scumbunkler..”
Peen: “I’m not waiting for that traffic lol. I always drive on the pavement. Most of them survive.”
by Count Noosula June 19, 2023
Chronic noosing syndrome
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
by Count Noosula March 26, 2020
Fumbunkler is a light hearted jab that one would typically direct towards friends.
This word is never to be mistaken with "bumfunkler"
This word is never to be mistaken with "bumfunkler"
by Count Noosula April 16, 2019