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Noncestick
When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019
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Ginger nonce
Ginger nonce by SUB2PEWDIEPIE SUB2WILLNE March 16, 2019
Dog Nonce
An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.
Luz Noceda
Some person: Have u heard of owl house?
Me: yeah, luz noceda is best character
Some person: she's ugly
Me: watch ur mouth or ill break ur kneecaps
Me: yeah, luz noceda is best character
Some person: she's ugly
Me: watch ur mouth or ill break ur kneecaps
Luz Noceda by luznocedaiscute January 18, 2021
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noice
Beyond the boundaries and exceeding the limits of nice. Spoken with emphasis when describing something particularly awesome.
noice by Alpha Ape 7 August 21, 2009
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Ajumma
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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