Nonces
Fraggle Rock is full of nonces
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nonces direct
Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.
After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket
nonces direct by Baz&Dave May 31, 2019
Noncestick
When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019
Ginger nonce
Ginger nonce by SUB2PEWDIEPIE SUB2WILLNE March 16, 2019
Dog Nonce
An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.
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