noobsican
noobsican by bloodiestcadaver April 15, 2015
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Noobshant
(verb, noun, or adjective) The act of saying something completely idiotic, and then once criticized for their unbelievable stupidity say you were joking. Known to be the most fucking idiotic way to get away with not knowing the most basic of information.
Joe (talking to his friends): Yo, did you see Deadpool yet?
Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?
Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?
Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.
Joe: You are such a Noobshant.
Bob the Noobshant: Whats a Deadpool?
Joe: OMG, you fucking idiot, it's currently the most watched movie in the world!!! How the fuck do you not know that movie?
Bob the Noobshant: I'm just Joking.
Joe: You are such a Noobshant.
Noobshant by Tinker Bell Lover May 21, 2016
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noobcannon by Anti November 30, 2004
Noobskank
A freshman or new person in a school or work place that is clad in an exceptionally scandalous way to get attention from the opposite gender. Usually pertains to those of a female orientation, however, an exceptional man could also fit the bill.
Noobian
*You're at a Star Wars convention and you see someone who is using the wrong lightsaber for their character they are dressed up as, You Say:*
"LOL look at the noobian, NICE LIGHTSABER NOOBIAN"
"LOL look at the noobian, NICE LIGHTSABER NOOBIAN"
Noobian by LOLOLAWLIN March 11, 2009
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