Anti's definitions

sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

shitload

it goes like this. buttload x10 = assload x10 = crapload x10 = shitload x10 = fuckload. metric units are traditionally less, and between the said unit and the one before it.

dude, thats not a shitload. thats barely even an assload. its like, a metric assload.

by Anti November 22, 2004

it's greek to me

A phrase to show that you have no idea what it is, just like most americans have no idea what greek is. What people say before they look to UrbanDictionary.com

What the fuck is the Shocker? its greek to me.

by Anti January 5, 2005

\\n/

Similar to the often seen \m/, the 'rock on' symbol, the \\n/ is the shocker version. also see: shocka.

Two in the pink, one in the stink. SHOCKAZ FO LIFE!

by Anti October 2, 2004

three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...

by anti February 9, 2005

bidniss

1. Criminal Activity
2. Sexual Activity
3. A man's bladder

1. Jimmy's gonna be here in a few minutes with my... bidniss...

2. John and Clara wheren't alone for more than 2 minutes before they started getting down to 'bidniss'.

3. Phil keeps grabbin his cock, I think he needs to take care of bidniss.

by Anti January 19, 2005

suck the chrome off a ball hitch

a woman with such amazing blowjob skills that she could wrap her tongue around a ball hitch and suck the chrome off it.

"so dude, how was it?"
"man, it was amazing... she could suck the chrome off a ball hitch."

by anti March 6, 2005