noobsicle

one who surpassed a noob for their noobieness

john: wow he tried to arm the bomb in our base...

mike: wtf, what a friggin noobsicle.

by Badoola June 13, 2005

noobsicle

A noob that's shaped like a popsicle.

Player1: GUYZ I CANNUT FIND TEH SPACE BUTON!!11
Player2: Lick my cheeks noobsicle.

by ExplodingKittens August 31, 2009

Noobsicle

the worst form of a noob; someone who is a loser, or completely new to something

Person 1- Hey, do u know how to throw a football?
Person 2- Wow dude, you're holding it the wrong way, you noobsicle.

by Mooorad October 17, 2007

Noobsicle

The word that all "friends" call you. Usually means low intellegence. not a nice word. also usually used in a sentence with der der.

Taylor: Hey Rachel, did you know that Fanny is a bad word in England?

Elizabeth: Taylor you noobsicle I told you that!
Rachel: sigh! you guys are both noobsicles now stop it!

by mynameisTaylor March 16, 2010

Noobsicle

A noob who plays video games as if they constantly have a popsicle stick shoved up there butt. These terrible players often have negative kill/death ratios on call of duty 4 and 5. And they tend to spray with LMG's (light machine guns). Their accuracy is horrible and they all-around suck

look at that noobsicle! he has 1 kill, 39 deaths!

dude you played like a noobsicle last night. i bet my K/D is better than yours now xD

by THE_NOOBSLINGER September 30, 2009